dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
And the cops told us we were all naked.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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