Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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