If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
