Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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