If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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