CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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