this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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