Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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