sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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