i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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