Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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