The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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