like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
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