Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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