If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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