Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
your room smells of hookers.
And success
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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