I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
my poor anus
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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