Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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