In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
