Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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