I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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