That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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