I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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