if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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