We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize