Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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