So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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