She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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