Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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