grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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