Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
wow bdsm is so cute
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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