But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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