Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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