I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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