i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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