It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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