She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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