question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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