Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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