Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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