Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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