Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Randomize