god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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