had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
