Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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