me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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