I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
its not stalking. its research.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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