**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
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