i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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