I have demons in me.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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