After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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