I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
there was a trapeze. enough said
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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