I got chris browned last night
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
He did a backflip because drugs
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