You smell like stripper and shame
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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