no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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