rhymes with "ouble enetration"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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