Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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