Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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